Coming off of a couple days of sore throat and that creepy kind of fever that comes and goes. One minute you're freezing and feeling like you've been hit by a truck, the next you're sweating and feeling like you Zumba'd for 3 hours. All the while you can't swallow, talk or breathe without crying....
But, I seem to have turned the corner - have been gargling
Thieves for a couple of days now and it seems to have done the trick.
My mama, and her twin brother, turned 65 this week. Huge family party at a grange hall in Albany. Have to say it felt good to be there minus J. (Sorry if you read this, it's true.) We've had a conversation about how over the years I've never been able to dance at parties in front of him. Like it was this version of me he didn't know and I wasn't suppose to be. I know now that this hugely disappoints him and was largely based on bad communication and out-of-whack expectations. Still, this was a rock-n-roll party. My mom and her sister, Auntie M, are Dancing Fools and the whole point was to dance. So, I did. Probably looked like a walrus flopping around on the beach a few times, but seriously, who gives a shit?
There were three really cool moments at that party....this is one. That's my second cousin, the illustrious Deva Lucy, also a certified Dancing Fool. And those are my 3 inch heels. She is my idol.
The 2nd moment happened when over the PA system came blasting the 1980's dance party classic - Gloria Estefan's "Conga." I'm pretty sure it was Auntie M who snuck this into the mix of 50's and 60's stuff. Now, the back story is that I use to love Gloria. Back when I just liked what I liked and didn't know that there was good music and bad music and that a level of snobbery existed about an artist's ability to play or write and that songs were not suppose to just be for fun, they had to be intellectual as well. (I am eternally grateful for the lessons gained and music appreciated which I never would have been introduced to if I hadn't been married to a music geek for 17 years.) But, somewhere along the way,
I gave up Gloria. Because she was not intelligent enough. Because she doesn't play an instrument. Because music snobs don't like dance/pop icons. But, guess what? The music geek wasn't at this party rolling his eyes and gritting his teeth. So I danced like it was 1985 even though it was just Auntie M and I on the dance floor.
And then this magic thing happened. All of my beautiful girl cousins heard that song and came running to dance to it. And we did that girls in a circle dancing thing. And not only was it high school all over again, but there was that wild, witchy knowledge in the back of my head that whispered "powerful things happen when women dance in circles, sweetheart." You know that feeling when your soul cries for sheer joy? That's what it was.
So, the 3rd moment happened a little later in the evening. The party was winding down, hardly anyone was dancing and my mom and I just couldn't get our mojo going. Notice to anyone who ever rents a grange hall: they don't let you have alcohol in their building. Well, some folks had been indulging in the parking lot and I told mom that the alcohol was being wasted on people who weren't dancing. So, she took me out to her car and got out the coffee decanter she had filled with tequila.
My mama snuck booze to her own birthday party! My mom, the card carrying evangelical, fundamentalist, conservative, Jesus-loving prude who cringes when her grandsons say "ass" or "pissed," who thinks normal people don't ever have sex, or at least don't enjoy it - whose idea of true happiness is that someday she'll die and go to heaven....stood there in the dark next to her mini-van and chugged tequila with me from a coffee decanter!!!!! I told her I thought it was the coolest thing we had ever done together. Best mother-daughter moment ever.
Yesterday was Valentine's Day. I have always had great disdain for this holiday. Had a bit more than that for it this year. (Snark) I was suppose to hang out at the art museum and have dinner with one of the loveliest people in the world, but my temperature was 102* and I figured great works of art are better appreciated when fully conscious. So I mostly vegged out with Auntie M - watched a chocolate fight on The Bold and the Beautiful, and kept my snark to myself when 50 couples got engaged on The Talk. Then, I went back to "the house" to be a mama after school and realized that there is nothing more lusciously Red and heart throbbing and frilly and pink and heart shaped than how much I love my two boys. So, we went out to dinner at the messiest place we could find. Famous Dave's BBQ. Faces and fingers got covered in sweet, hot, sticky sauce and we laughed a lot and I snorted sweet tea out my nose when a waiter walked by with a t'shirt that said "Is it really so wrong to love a pig?" It was one of those moments. Where everything is right in the universe. Where everything you need is within arm's reach. And you just know that everything is gonna be okay. I took a mental snapshot and breathed to Goddess something that went like "More of this...please, I want more of how I feel right now." Best Valentine's date ever.
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Merry Christmas. Fuck with me and I will cut you. |
J sent me a link to The Bloggess' recent post about the newest member of her dead stuffed animal collection,
Juanita the Weasel. I laughed so hard I cried. I went to her online shop to see if she had made this photo into a card. There was a version which had been censored to say "mess with we" which just isn't as funny. And in that line of thinking I stumbled upon the be all and end all of all t'shirts. I love The Bloggess, and
I need this shirt. Her site won't let me save the image and post it here.
So go look at it! It's totally me, yes? I keep saying if I drop enough F-bombs, the English language will gradually evolve to the point where it is no longer a bad word. It's my goal in life.
Have a job interview tomorrow, peeps. So, that's a good thing. My throat is on the mend, my temp is normal. I'll be able to speak coherently.
Now I just need my Dobbie the house elf keychain to incarnate and clean up the mess that has materialized during my fevered stupor. You know what sweethearts? You can probably guess.....It's All Red, and I'm loving it.
In Grace,
Kell